A/N: *sigh*... I've never really liked these authors's notes, but I own you guys an apology, or that's how it feels.

I honestly think that Harry and Hermione wanted to elope in the seventh book, and JK didn't let them... So I guess that we fanfic writers will humbly take the liberty. Also, I refuse to believe that after all Dumbledore was just a manipulating old man that kept Harry alive only because he wanted to defeat Voldemort. Oh, and did I mention that I didn't feel sorry for Ron in the locket scene? And what is it with Rowling's fixation of leaving one year old boys orphans?

So you know what? Screw the crappy epilogue, screw all the unnecessary deaths, and screw Snape dying!

Let Herons and Chocos live with their definition of romance. I prefer the delusional, militant, and anvil- dodging one.

I am not giving up on this story. I seriously considered it, for a while, but I won't. Now that I've swallowed and wrapped my head around DH, it's time to pick up the thread again.

I hope you wonderful people won't be disappointed with my evil, evil version of the last book.