Disclaimer: I don’t own Harry Potter. If I did, would I be here, writing this? And I do not own Relative Chaos. Although it is one of my favorite movies of all time now.

Author’s Note: Yeah, this story is very Alternate Universe. It’s Harry Potter following the story line of Relative Chaos. It’s a movie about a man who goes to his family reunion for a tournament that is held every year for the past 25 years. While the man loses every year.

Relative Chaos

By: Hermione Potter

Prologue

             “Oh Harry! That’s wonderful how you finally caught that dark wizard! I’m so proud of you,” a young red-headed witch said happily as Harry Potter explained to his girlfriend, Ginny Weasley about how his case with a Death Eater that had been found trying to plot to take down the Ministry. Harry was now 28 years-old and was living in a small town called Willow Creek. It had been almost a decade since his last year at Hogwarts. A few months ago, Harry and his best friend Ron Weasley had met for a bit and Ginny had been there. He and Ginny had hit it off instantly and had gone out for a few days. Now they were living together. Nothing serious was actually happening though.

             Harry smiled and looked down at Ginny who gave him a soft kiss. “I can’t believe it! Oh...what are you doing?” Ginny blinked, looking down at his suitcase which was filled with new shirts and pants that he had just gotten.

             “I’m going to see my family, remember I told you about it?” he looked at her, trying to find a decent pair of sneakers in his closet. Ginny made a face and rolled her eyes, picking up a shirt that was flannel and blue plaid.

             “And what is this? Oh honestly Harry. It’s been years since you’ve seen your family. Don’t you want to make a good impression? You don’t want to be wearing things like this. Look at what I just got you!” Ginny smiled, tossing all the clothes from his suitcase and taking out a large grey back and pulling out a grey sweater that had diamonds across the front of the sweater.

             Harry looked up from the closet and frowned. “But...I just got those shirts. And that’s really not me...,” he slowly said, picking up the suitcase and his clothes.

             She rolled her eyes. “This is your family Harry! You haven’t seen them in years and you need to make an impression. Come on! With the money you just got, we can go shopping!” she squealed, grabbing his arm and dragging him out of the house. “Besides I have a surprise for you...”

             He cocked and eyebrow and shook his head, looking out to the street. His jaw dropped as he saw someone disposing of his Firebolt. “Hey! Wh-What are you doing?! That’s mine!” he quickly ran over, seeing it being shredded into pieces.

             Beside him, Ginny shook her head. “Oh come on Harry. You want your family to know you have nice things,” she coaxed. Harry sighed and looked at the man who was zooming away. “I had my first kiss on that broom...” he mumbled.

             “Oh stop living in the past Harry! Look what I got you!” Ginny smiled happily, running behind the house and showing him the fastest racing broom in the world. The Aqua Quicksilver. It was as smooth as water and could fly at the speed of light.

             Harry turned and looked at his girlfriend. “But Ginny...I never really decided.....”

             “Right, I picked it for you! You need to stop being indecisive Harry! You’re famous! Spoil yourself a bit! And before I forget, I have one last surprise for you!” Ginny swooned, running inside the back door of the house. Harry sighed and rubbed his temples. Too many surprises....

             Ginny quickly came back out with two large suitcases. Harry blinked.

             “I’m coming with you!”