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| The Resuscitation Lesson by -> bananasrevil Reviews (14) | Updated : 08/04/06 | Published : 08/04/06 | Romance/Humor | Rating: G This chapter was posted on: 08/04/06 |
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Beta by SplishySplash - thank you so much!
Disclaimer: I own nothing except for my imagination. If I did there is now way that H/G would've happened.
A/N: I seem to be on a roll here. Third fic in only a few weeks. But I won't be posting my next fic for ages cause it's a chaptered fic and so far I have only
barely started. Anyways, on with the story!
“Tell me again, why do we have to take resuscitation lessons?” asked Ron for what seemed like the thirtieth time that day.
“Ronald, if you ask that question one more time, I will hex you into next week,” snapped Hermione, who wasn't happy with the idea of putting her mouth anywhere near a mannequin, but Harry's, I wouldn't mind. Where did that come from? She almost blushed, but kept going. “I've told you for a week, if you happen to find an unconscious person, who is not breathing, you need to perform either EAR or Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation, depending on the circumstances. Like everyone else, we must learn how to perform both.”
“Alright, alright! I won't ask again, I promise,” replied Ron backing away, in fear of the highly potential, dangerous woman holding her wand.
“Good.” replied Hermione as they walked into the Great Hall, only to be greeted by the sight of hundreds of mannequins lying on their backs.
“Hey Ron. You should be glad we get a chance to practice on mannequins. You can snog them senseless, and they won't complain!” joked Harry as he walked over to where the other students were waiting for the instructor.
“Ha, ha! Very funny, Harry!” said Ron sarcastically. Hermione was trying to quiet her laughter, Ron glared at her and Harry smiled.
Then with a reproachful look at Hermione, Ron walked over to where Harry was standing.
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When the instructor finally arrived, to the students' dismay, he directed them each to a mannequin to practice EAR
“Sir? How are we meant to revive a person who was never alive in the first place?” asked Ron, but this question was answered by Harry and Hermione laughing and a “Cover its whole mouth, pinch the nose, and blow Mr Weasley!” from the instructor who was becoming irritated.
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“So next time, I would like you all to be experts at rolling a victim onto his or her back. You can practice with your mates, consider it homework for next time I see you. You may all go now.”
With those final words from the instructor the entire Great Hall erupted in chaos as everyone tried to get as far away as possible from the mannequins.
“Well that was bloody horrible, wasn't it?” said Ron who was still trembling as he relived those awful moments when his mouth made contact with the mannequin's rubbery skin. “I think I might have nightmares of those ruddy mannequins trying to kiss me.”
“Yes, I think I might too. We have practice the rolling a victim over, so its fairly easy homework.” replied Hermione, As long as Harry is my partner, it shouldn't be so bad. Wait, what am I thinking?
“I'm not doing that homework, its bloody pointless!” said Ron forcefully. “Nobody will ever get me to take that class again!”
“Well, if you fail, don't come crying to me.” argued Hermione. “I am tired of making you study when you don't even want to try!” and with that an extremely tired and now extremely upset Hermione ran towards the Common Room, leaving behind Ron and Harry in her wake.
“Ron, I'm going to go after her. I'll see you later, okay?” said Harry and ran in the same direction Hermione went
“Fine, but if she hexes you into next week, don't come to me,” called Ron in Harry's direction.
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By the time Harry had caught up to her, she was in the Common Room studying the notes she had made during the class.
“Hermione, I was wondering, if you weren't to busy that is, if you would help me study? I mean it was a lot of stuff . . . ” mumbled Harry when he saw her. His cheeks turned a bright crimson colour.
“Harry, your mumbling. What did you want to ask me?” replied Hermione confused.
Harry then realised what he had said and quickly tried to fix things. “Sorry, what I meant to say was would you be able to help me study for the resuscitation exam?”
“Oh, of course Harry! I am always happy to help!” replied Hermione happily. She was so glad that one of her boys was doing the right thing. “Would you like to practice the rolling the victim part?”
Harry nodded his head and Hermione lay down on the floor and shut her eyes pretending to be unconscious. And he stared at her for a second then as if he was unable to control himself, Harry leant down to Hermione and kissed her on the softly on her lips. Hermione's eyes flew open surprised then immediately closed them again and kissed him back, What a lesson, they both thought.
“Harry? Hermione? Are you up here?” called Ron as he walked up the stairs to the Common Room. Harry and Hermione did not hear him walk in, they were still lost in the moment. Ron walked in and started to laugh.
“So, that lesson wasn't as bad as thought, make sure you make me the best man at the wedding.” said Ron, but his words were unheard by Harry and Hermione. Harry was trailing kisses down Hermione's neck.
As Ron walked away, feeling almost rejected, he murmured to himself, “Well Harry is going to pass for sure.”
The End
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