Disclaimer: Same as chapter one.

A/N: OMG! Did Belle actually update so quickly? *jaw drop*

Yes. Yes she did.

I didn’t think y’all would like this craziness so much. I just started it because I was bored, and procrastinating…

I would have LOVED to reply to everyone’s reviews, but I thought, would they rather I replied to their wonderfulness…or update? I hope I was right as I already wrote and posted this and can’t take it back, can I? (I was bored and procrastinating again today. And I figured, why the hell not?)

Again, it’s not beta’d…I think it adds to the realness. (And I’m too lazy to beg people.)

But there you go!

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Ron’s Quiz

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1. What time did you get up this morning?
 

Get up? What are you talking about? I never went to sleep! You know how me and the missus are... *snickers*

2. Diamonds or Pearls?

Hahahahaha! Still haven’t asked her have you? Will you ever? We’ve talked about it for ages now…honestly. Have some bloody courage man! You are a Gyffindor after all. You disgrace me.
 

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?

I think it was with Harry and Hermione. I don’t particularly recall anything about it as I spent the whole time giggling with Harry because someone in the film said the word “penis.” Hermione was not amused. That wench has no sense of humor. Thank Merlin I never married her myself.
 

4. What is your favorite T. V. show?

Ooooh are you referring to that square thing at Harry and Hermione’s? What’s that one about that bloke who falls for some bird but then dies…but he’s not dead. Muggles think up the most ridiculous storylines. Though, actually, that one reminds me of this one Wizard story my mum used to tell me before putting me down to bed…twisted crazy woman! Damn story gave me nightmares!


7. Favorite cuisine?

I’ll eat anything. ANYTHING.
 

8. What foods do you dislike?

 There are no foods I dislike. And never speak such blasphemy in my presence ever again!

9. What is your favorite crisps flavor?

All. Everything. ESPECIALLY Fred and George’s.

 (What was that about the funny noises?)

10. What is your favorite CD at the moment?

Barmy, I tell you! What the hell is a CD?

 
11. What kind of car do you drive?

You mean, what kind of car do I fly? It’s a blue Ford Anglia, mate. She’s my baby.  She finally decided to leave the forest and re-civilize herself. Although, she did threaten to leave me again after this one time Harry and I got drunk and took her out. Didn’t we end up in some bewitched castle in Ireland somewhere? It better have been bewitched. Castles don’t physically attack you under normal circumstances… 

12. Favorite sandwich?

Damn redundant these questions, aren’t they?
 

13. What characteristic do you despise?

Nags. I hate nagging. Which, considering who my best friends are, shouldn’t be surprising. Do you think it’s only the witch that nags? No. Harry’s started to nag as well. Although he’s a bit more sly about it…you don’t know he’s nagging you until he’s finally gotten you to do what he’s wanted.

It’s a lot deadlier that way.


14. Favorite item of clothing?

*coughs*  Well, Harry has this one pair of jeans…
 

15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you
go?

Wherever the Cannons are playing. Hermione thinks this obsession is bordering on insanity; Luna finds my enthusiasm quite charming.

Guess who I married?


16. What color is your bathroom?

White. Everything is white and silver. I didn’t decide it like this, Luna did. She gets upset because I tend to be a bit messy and dirty everything up quickly. It pisses me right off because I didn’t want the bloody bathroom to be white--it wasn’t my idea at all! So then I start yelling and going off on a tangent while she just stands there, upset, but not really doing or saying anything about it. Which further irritates me and causes me to yell even more…

But then she pulls out her wand, binds me down, and shags me ‘till I can’t open my mouth to speak any more. It’s a great little system we have. Sometimes I purposely mess everything up just so that I can get the shag. I think she suspects.

I never knew that white marble floors could be so cold, yet so wonderful.

17. Favorite brand of clothing?

 *cough*   I think they’re Diesel jeans…

18. Where would you retire to?

 My bathroom.

19. What was your most memorable birthday?

 I turned 24 the day before my wedding. I figured I should celebrate my birthday and wedding together because I knew I’d turn into one of those blokes that forgets the anniversary and completely pisses the wife right up…

Anyways, on the eve of my wedding, my birthday (see, I shall never forget my anniversary!) Fred and George threw me a fantabulous bachelor’s party. They hired a very very skilled stripper who gave me the most remarkable lap dance. It was art. They had me blindfolded, and I just felt this warm, delicious weight on me…

And then they took the blindfolds off and I found, to my immense horror, some crazy looking wench with a glass eye and a peg leg sitting on me. Harry and Draco nearly ate each other’s heads off their mouths were so open wide with laughter.

You might think this odd, but up until that point, I really was enjoying that lap dance. Best one I’ve ever had. (Except of course for yours, darling.)

20. Favorite sport to watch?

Oh honestly why ask me this? You KNOW the answer…

(And the Cannons shall pulverize your pathetic Puddlemere, Potter!)

21. Furthest Place you are sending this?

You mean I have to send this somewhere? How? My father never properly taught me to use this thing. He knows how to use it perfectly as Hermione taught him…it used to be hers. But then she got a new one and gave this one to my dad. I have no idea what the difference between them is…I’m surprised my father is so adept at them. He’s never learned to properly use a Muggle contraption. I’m quite proud of him. Though, I think he’s getting a bit egotistical about his prowess. He has this bloody thing set up right in the middle of the kitchen at the Burrow! And he’s gotten us all email addresses…I think he’s done this so that we can sit around and ask him how to use it, and he could impress us with his knowledge. Arrogant old man. But I humour him…he is my father after all.

22. Who do you least expect to send this back to you?

 My wife.

24. Goal you have for yourself?

 To eat whatever mum’s currently bustling about cooking. I think I smell treacle tart… (Eat your heart out, Potter!)

25. When is your birthday?

 The day before my Anniversary.

26. When is your Anniversary?

The day after my birthday. 

27. Are you a morning person or a night person?


I fancy myself an “all day, all night,” type person myself. Ask my wife. She knows. (Don’t you kitten?)

28. What is your shoe size?

*snorts* Ask my wife…she knows…
 

29. Pets?

 Never again. NEVER!

30. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with us?

 HARRY IS GOING TO ASK YOU TO MARRY HIM, HERMIONE!

*runs*

31. What did you want to be when you were little?

Harry Potter.

32. How are you today?

HUNGRY! Whatever mum’s making smells divine!
 

33. What is your favorite flower?

Roses. I love roses. Especially the one I’m married to:

Luna Rose Weasley

Isn’t that a wonderful name? You know you want it…

34. What is a date on the calendar are you looking forward to?

The day Harry finally gets over whatever complex he is working on now and finally asks Hermione to marry him. And not through an Internet quiz you big git…she deserves the whole nine yards, you coward. Besides, if you don’t give her that, she’ll bloody rip my ear off complaining about it. She complains a lot about you to me. I hate having to be the third party in this relationship. She actually thinks you listen to me…when have you ever listened to anyone?
 

35. Where is the furthest you have ever been from home?

Harry, STOP EXAGERRATING! We were not in Yugoslavia. We were in the Ottoman Empire.

38. A small thing you really enjoy?

Food. And here it comes. I smell it. Mmmm…

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