Funny AND smutty Best lines:

“No, no, Lillie,” Jamie explains. “I peed in the bucket first.”

and...

“Uncle Remy says we need sunblock so that you don’t burn to a crisp ‘cause if you do you’ll be unhappy and you can’t have sex with Daddy.”

Three adult heads swivel around to a smiling little boy with hands covered in white crème. Two of those adult faces redden.

lol Funniest lines I've ever read. Love the kids! Love the story!

Perfect story. Hilarious yet cute. I can envision Harry and Hermione having that exact life after the book canon ends. Thank you.

Heyyo. Great story. It was absolutely hilarious. I could not stop laughing i swear. I mean the kids are hilarious. Remus is hilarious. The pee part was hilarious. How do you do it?

That was really different then the other stories you find on here. I liked it! The part where Jamie pees on his sister had me lauging pretty hard. Have a good one!

OhMyGod. That was the FUNNIEST fic I have ever read. I love how the kids know like everything that goes on with their parents. That was hilarious. Loved it

WHat a beautiful fiction Jamie and Remus conversation made my eyes misty too!

thanks for sharing

*Bursts out laughing*
Oh, I loved that so much!
So random and funny! And with Harry and Hermione's libido, I do believe it would have been impossible for their children to NOT know that they have sex...
Hehe, this was a wonderful little fic! I loved the twisted-ness of it all, and how many events took place in one single chapter!
I love your writing!
I can't wait to see more of it!
-Michelle

That is so, so sweet. I loved the parts with Remus, Jamie, and Lillianne.

The kids were so adorable and all the more, Lupin.. I can just imagine him on a beach playing with kids.. Good stuff!!

That was so sweet. Although, it would have been nice for some mention of Harry and Hermione agreeing to spend more time with their children. Again, great shortie!

I really liked it, but even though the sex was exactly how I like to read it, I found it disturbing when it was mixed in with cutesy scenes of the kids and Remus...eh, I dunno. Well written but if I read it again I think I'll be skipping either part in turn

This fic was amazing, a lot of time I wasn't reading one where was mixed so well the smut and a delicious dose of sweetness. The kids besides were so funny. Thank you a lot, I enjoyed very much this story.

hahaha,how did lillian know what her parents were really up to? she didn't really seem that old.
ahhh children these days. lol. that was a cute one though. Nice job.

I thoroughly enjoyed reading that. Thanks so much for sharing it!

how come remus is alone? where is tonks? and why aren't the smartest witch and most powerful wizard not use silencing charms?