hahaha, i absoloutely love this!!!! Ginny is a slimy git! GO HERMIONE!!!!!

hermione's middle name is actually Jean... but i love the website!

It's time to tremble with fear when Ginny is taking over! But that's obviously what is needed to knock some sense into their two fat heads.

Definitely not bad... so both of them as good as confessed their feelings to each other, and they STILL turn a blind eye?
Admirable scene how Harry almost strangel poor Terry, and really toching how he notices about Hermione's reaction to those unwelcome attentions.

So now we know about Hary's sudden energy for studying. AND he is the second person in history to have read HaH. And Hermione STILL doesn't get it? Makes Ron look intelligent in comparison.

Whoever even dreams about the ideas of Ron and subtlety in one senence, must be seriously losing it - a very clear sign of Hermione's inner state. Just like her treatment of Parvati. Detention for chewing gum? She'd never have even thought of that half a year ago, would she?

Highly suspicious behaviour of a Head Boy! And almost girlish acting of Hermione! What has the world come to?

With anyone else the idea that they are ON something would be the obvious conclusion. As this is Hermione, the drug in question is naturally something else. An absolutely hilarious exchange about the slutty behaviour or Parvati. Holding hands, indeed! And on his vulnerable left side, too!

Goes to show there are cases when Hermione is NOT the know-it-all. Well she can't, can she? Or where would the story be?

Well, you must hand it to Terry - he puts up with rather a lot. Another date? and another disaster looming on the horizon, I expect?
Never thought, though, Parvati would stand for that sort of thing that long...

An excellent, if somewhat pointless, chapter. Poor Lavender, indeed, after all the trouble she's gone to! But of course Hermione's self respect will not agree with this sort of thing, good to see THAt, at least, is still intact.
Energizer bunny indeed!

Of course it's Neville. Anyone could see that after OP - well, anyone except a certain writer, that is.
I'm not sure about Harry. Is he really trying to make Hermione jealous? Can't quite imagine him thinking on those lines, actually. Parvati? Now hat mus certainly be a slap in Hermione's face...

Revelation at last! Now there's just the small task of getting Harry to admit it too - to homself, first of all, obviously. And naturally genius Hermione will not have the answer to that one. So it will be another job for Agony Aunt inny, I suppose...

Once again, everyone sees it, except Hermione. AND, unfortunately, JKR, who, unlike Hermione, couldn't see the light until it was too late.
A lovely altercation between H and H, and in a normal situation Hermione would certainly have noticed the two tinywords "to you". But of course not in her present state...

Amazing how the smartest witch of her age can be so incredibly dense - but then where would the story and the fun be if she wasn't?