Funny, funny stuff. Wow love it. Voldie's plan soo diabolical!!

that was sooo funny. i was sitting here laughing for forever. ha ha ha! i really thought it was funny when moldymort was making up that stupid plan. i'm still laughing. by the by, you don't have to beg 4 reviews, this story is funny so people will review. keep up the funny work!

the story is really good so far keep up the good work. the sotry si also0 really funny. i olove ti so far it's sooooo random. love it.

I've already review a lot of times and I've said it before and ill say it again, it. is. THE. most HILARIOUS. FANFIC. EVER! its all so true that its funny!

ookaaaaaaaayyyyy didn't really understand that last part but whatever it was hilarious! i know that you have fun writing this!

I'm offended, i just wrote you a really nice letter and then you go and say that canadians suck! I know, i know that you said its because americans think that they are better than everyone else but can't you say like spanish people or something?

The most hilarious thing that i have ever read! I was laughing so hard my brother asked me what was wrong, it looked like I was choking!(not to mention i was eating a cracker at the time)And you are so right about everything and then you make it funny cuz its true!

are you joking. really funny. i suppose the fanfic authors may get offended and not right anymore. but thats no big loss, is it?

I like this! I'm not much of a Harry/Hermione shipper, I like Ron/Hermione more, but this is funny!

Keep it up!

Wow, this FF is so funny I'm still laughing...
My favorite chapters are the first one and "Delusional!"
But I'm really looking forward to the "best sex ever" scene *höhöhö*

1. You rock me, man.. err, woman, or boy, maybe girl. Oh hell, you wizard, witch, magical creature, whatever...

2. Ref to The Apprentice.. I picked the right Apprentice three times in a row now.

3. Love Voldemort's 'godforsaken mountain of pizza' non-plan with Wormtail.

4. Michael Jackson, a Slytherin? Ummm...ok. Britney Spears a Ravenclaw? Nothing doing, man, she doesn't have enough brain to be a Ravenclaw. She's a Hufflepuff. And OJ Simpson should be a Slytherin, not a Hufflepuff.

5. Yep, I totally can hear Alan Rickman saying any page number and it would sound dramatic indeed.

6. Hey, I LOVE Canadians! I stayed in Canada for 5 years, and they are the nicest, sweetest, most peaceful people! To illustrate: I slipped on the snow and EVERYBODY nearby rushed to pick me up, asking, 'Are you alright, dear?'

7. Too many breakfast scenes, dude! Oh, I see, you're lazy to write about dinner... Okay. That's fine.

8. Agree with you: H/Hr will never die so long as there are still those who remain loyal and sailing the ship.

9. Emerson should be a Slytherin, not Hufflepuff.

10. Very perceptive about the Americans. Some people would say they think they are the greatest and the best.

11. "EMERSON: Delusional!
"HARRY AND HERMIONE AND ALL H/HR SHIPPING FANS: We don't care!"

Yeeaayy.. Very True! And agree with you again, there's no continuity betwen Book 5 and Book 6.

12. Personally, I have decided to ignore what's written in Book 6 and what's going to be written in the upcoming Book 7 (even if H/Hr, against all odds, get together in Book 7). It is more fun to live the delusional life in H/Hr fan fictions and reading stories by fun writers such as yourself.

harry talking in third person! bwhahahahahahaah, reminds me of a seinfield episode.... your fic is extremely funny! many chuckles and hearty laughs!

update asap please. oh yeah, another funny bit..

"(Three cheers for the return of the pre-HBP Hermione!) "

bwhahahwbwhahahaahah

You never cease to make me laugh...great chapter! I really loved it, like I like all the parodies...so true, so true!

Loved the third person stuff. Very amusing! Can't wait for the next chapter/update!

Third person Harry is hilarious. All that's needed now is Inner Monologue Harry.

This is the first time I've reviewed this piece and all I can say is that I'm deeply ashamed I haven't done it before. Excellent work!