My dearest! You just made my day. What more could one wish on a dull gray November morning than enjoying your uplifting proze, drinking in the scenery you painted for us with so much sense of humor. To me it felt like being a secret nearby witness to everything happening between "As" and "naughty". You got me laughing out loud and wiping my tears throughout the whole chapter. Can't wait to finish this review so I can jump to chapter 2.

Which is......NOW!!!!!

Best fanfic ever. Period. Also, loved the Doctor Who reference.

This was an awesome story! It was absolutely hilarious, particularly in the beginning with Gryffindor and the popcorn. Well done! I hope to see more of your writing soon.

ha, I know she meant Snorkacks. Poor Harry must be having a heart attack thinking about hundreds of horcruxes.

I love the house elf civil war, that was the most messed up, hilarious thing I've ever read. truly!!!

I must say that Harry's "Worm" Dream sounded suspiciously like Dune, except for the bearded clam part. that was random

Very good story. was glad to get the link to the post here.

WOW! She gave Harry her knickers...I'm surprised he hasn't become really arrogant (well except when pleasuring the bald feline)

WOW! Six of Hermione. If I was Harry and died I would say I lived the best life ever. That was awesome with the time turner. So they'll be so sore right? I mean since the future selves will be sore which would make both Harry and Hermione sore for a long while.

Wait...so isn't it Dobby? I swear like halfway through this chapter I remember Dobby had a ton of vials when Harry asked about him setting up a dressing room for roleplay. So...Dobby watched Harry and Hermione and then gave those memories to Gryffindor? I think Gryffindor needs to be resurrected, tortured, killed and then rinse repeat.

That fucking BASTARD! He gave that out??? Son of a bitch...his nose would've been broken among other things had I been Harry. Ohh the pain he would've suffered...Not to mention I'd at least attempt to obliviate as many of the students as possible. I knew it was stupid that they did that for Ron and Luna, I mean he continues through thick and thin to be a git.

So yeah...didn't want those images of Snape...at all. Hermione really is a very naughty witch. Harry sure is one lucky bastard.

Man a wizard's anvil...tiny little thing. I loved that explanation though. I think the snake dialog could have been much better but it was entertaining. Oh and I wish you would've explained why that girl kissed Harry and Hermione.

No one can be as long as a forearm...right? Right? Damnit they really are OOC...I knew it all along...I just don't like Hermione okay being nude and having others watch...Lol at Ron and Luna to botch up the ritual though!

...Wow..that was a really good fantasy, I can shamefully say I haven't actively thought about a teacher - student role play (odd I know). But thank you for that! Oh and I hope Hello Kitty lingerie comes to play soon.